The world famous Epsilon Bar can be found on the main road through Malia.

Known locally as "Epsilon - The Alcoholic Church"

(Slightly modified lyrics to Hotel California by The Eagles)

On a dark Cretan highway, Cool wind in my hair,
Warm smell of the Gyros, Rising up through the air.
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light,
My head was heavy and my sight grew dim, I had to stop for the night.
Anna stood in the doorway, I heard the big Church bell
and I was thinking to myself, this could be Heaven, or this could be Hell.
Then she lit up the Candle, and showed me the way.
There were voices down the corridor, thought I heard them say?

Welcome to the Hotel Epsilon,
Such a Lovely place, Such an ugly face.
Plenty of room at the Hotel Epsilon.
Any time of year, you can find us here.